TurtleCOM 24 – TMNT 30th Anniversary Special

DAlex the friendly genie returns form Comic-Con 2014 with a little green bug full of turtle superfans including tOkKa (terrible2z.com), Mark Demerin (aka – Fugitoid), and Michelle Ivey (CowabungaCorner.com). It’s not a traditional episode today as they start off with Foot Soldier Theater, performing a scene from the scrapped Ninja Turtles script.  Afterwards it’s an intense recap of Comic-Con including the Nick Pannel, Turtle art, & Hall H. But if that wasn’t enough TFTS & DAlex share their experience watching the new movie and Tokka educates us on the history of TMNT and the business behind it. Get ready to GEEK OUT!

TurtleCOM 23 – Enter the Fly (2 of 2)

TFTS starts off all anime’d out and DAlex the friendly genie looses his license to the local teen police but fortunately Luis Carazo is able to die roll their spirits +10 by summoning the queen bee, Saskia Delp-Kullock.  Turtle movie trivia abounds, but they find their way back to Baxter’s predicament with a long discussion on mutation rules.  The Turtle Blimp, Knucklehead, and a cheese van race our heroes to the stories end this week so, hold on to your pants, cuz Splinter has to save us all!

TurtleCOM 22 – Enter the Fly (1 of 2)

DAlex the queasy genie fights to keep his frappuccino down and TFTS battles to keep this barge of fools sailing straight for Krang’s portal.  Mike Sielaff joins us for the first time out of the LA improv scene and Breon Bliss returns to claim bullshit on Baxter’s science. April finally has to let the turtles down easy and Stockman has a bonding experience with a fly. Hope you have a strong stomach because Bebop & Rocksteady return to earth in this Blimped out episode!

TurtleCOM 21 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (2 of 2)

TFTS is reunited with DAlex the friendly genie who makes his wish to see Jed Williams a reality and also ushers forth Abbie “Howard” Cobbe from the mists of improv comedy.  Under a time crunchabunga, the crew barrel through stage moms and a car accident that saved Jed a BUTT ton of money! There’s still plenty of racist diatribes against the screenwriters this episode and Abbie’s eye for Irma’s proclivity to fainting makes us all exclaim, “Oh, the WOMANITY of it all!”

TurtleCOM 20 – The Case of the Killer Pizzas (1 of 2)

Tim and DAlex pop in their VHS copy of this memorable TMNT episode as veteran TurtleCOMmie TaliaEllis.com returns to the break room to combine powers with Katie “Seawolf” Moloney (VO for “Shrouded Tales”). The memory of Dr. Breakfast is honored in text chat on his tombstone and in C&C, as Ninja Turtle confectionary is brought front and center. There’s a long discussion on the laxed health codes in NY pizza places and diversity in cartoons, but it isn’t all serious issues as they also talk about AIDS.

TurtleCOM 19 – Curse of the Evil Eye (2 of 2)

DAlex the Dirty Dinosaur Digger and TFTS complete the Eye of Zarnoth quadrilogy with special guests Miles Allen (“One Man Breaking Bad”) and Dr. Breakfast (THE complete breakfast).  We discover the secret of “How to Fix Your Messed Up Life” and how attractive Shredder’s helmet can make you feel on the inside.  In the end, the wisdom of Mortimer proves as valuable as a golden shield, so hitch a ride in the Turtle Blimp ‘cuz this road is fraught with plot holes.

TurtleCOM 18 – Curse of the Evil Eye (1 of 2)

The Famous Tim Smith and DAlex the Grizzled Tinker are graced by fellow bloggers Mia Resella and Omar Najam from “2 Broke Geeks” on the Geek & Sundry channel, as we begin the Eye of Zarnoth’s final chapter. There’s a MASSIVE TUMULT over Mia’s nerdy confessions and who knew the nickelodeons sponsored rat-baiting.?! An Aswang’s on the loose, but hopefully Omar’s buttons will make up for Bludget’s mess. BEWARE TurtleCOM listeners for this is the Curse of the Evil Eye!