Tuesday, February 18, 2014

TurtleCOM 12 – The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (1 of 2)

DAlex nearly busts his gut this week and TFTS is unable to impress the guests with his web research skills on turtles (the animals). Colleen Evanson of “Bounty Hunters” (2013) fame and Nathan “Larry Parr” Ballard stop by to explore NYC’s immortal Central Park and Oroku Saki’s latest money making scheme, Bodies By Shredder. Recline your Krang-Z-Boy because we’re not making it very far today.


Tuesday, February 4, 2014

TurtleCOM 11 – Return of the Shredder (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie get wrapped up in their Napoleon complexes, John Corrigan finishes out the episode with his strategic observations, and Talia Ellis teaches us a little something about comic book animation. It’s masterpiece theater this episode as they focus on Patti Howeth’s Opus of Discrimination starring everyone’s favorite diva, Tif-ler!


Tuesday, January 21, 2014

TurtleCOM 10 – Return of the Shredder (1 of 2)

DAlex genies it up and Tim Smith tells everyone how famous he is while virgin guests John Corrigan and Breon Bliss bring them down to earth with the “facts.”  What better way to start off the second season, than with 10 minutes on Pokémon and the proper way to make a hard-boiled egg!


Tuesday, January 14, 2014

TurtleCOM 9 – Shredder and Splintered (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie are back from the holidays and waving goodbye to the First Five with comedian Eric Barnes and TaliaEllis.com. Taking a cue from Krang and his new body, we spend the majority of the show changing pronouns into verbs to describe the action. Why would we do such a thing? Because crystals.


Tuesday, December 31, 2013

TurtleCOM 8 – Shredder and Splintered (1 of 2)

DAlex and Tim are joined by their friends Jed Williams and Calico “Rain Man” Cooper for New Year’s Eve. Enjoy listening as they all raise a glass to 2013 and drink “blazing electric death” to finish out the year giggling like 5 year-olds at what April O’Neil is willing to do for a story.


Tuesday, December 17, 2013

TurtleCOM 7 – Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (2 of 2)

The Famous Tim Smith stretches comments & corrections for 15 minutes of turtle facts, while DAlex Miller creeps out listeners with tails of his childhood cartoon crushes. Nab another slice of pizza Listener, its one 45-minute NERDgasm!


Tuesday, December 3, 2013

TurtleCOM 6 - Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (1 of 2)

DAlex Miller and TFTS digress for half the show as the beauty of this classic TMNT episode is almost too intimidating to critique. Rock Soldiers, Dimension X, and space-aged hipsters reflect what has become of the real world in 2013.