TurtleCOM 15 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie summon back the unstoppable forces of Jed Williams and Calico Cooper from the far off Czech Republic to finally confront the horrific sexism of 1980’s children’s programming.  Will racism sway the giant mutant plant? Will the boys ever catch on that Cali’s mocking them? Will Beasto Blanco ever get their singer back? Grab a bowl of Giggly Pops, it’s time for another TurtleCOM!

TurtleCOM 14 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1 of 2)

DAlex the friendly genie imagines finding his friendly muse while TFTS gets a great idea for a new cartoon cat. Colleen Evanson returns with a new 9:30 job and Dr. Ben Tully PhD escapes the Smuggler’s Den to teach us all about science till he gives himself a chub. Kids from the 80’s are dicks and Mikey’s got a messiah complex, but we’re all more tickled by a primitive broccoli fart that keeps circling the recording booth.

TurtleCOM 13 – The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (2 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith clears up the shark controversy and DAlex the friendly genie takes over Nate Ballard’s notes as our guests Breon Bliss and Collin Turner join us in the studio with loads of Star Wars references. Lots of tough questions get asked and little bits of Splinter-wisdom get sussed out like, “How DO shrink rays work?” and, “It’s hard to hold together when your Jell-o salad.”

TurtleCOM 12 – The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (1 of 2)

DAlex nearly busts his gut this week and TFTS is unable to impress the guests with his web research skills on turtles (the animals). Colleen Evanson of “Bounty Hunters” (2013) fame and Nathan “Larry Parr” Ballard stop by to explore NYC’s immortal Central Park and Oroku Saki’s latest money making scheme, Bodies By Shredder. Recline your Krang-Z-Boy because we’re not making it very far today.

TurtleCOM 11 – Return of the Shredder (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie get wrapped up in their Napoleon complexes, John Corrigan finishes out the episode with his strategic observations, and Talia Ellis teaches us a little something about comic book animation. It’s masterpiece theater this episode as they focus on Patti Howeth’s Opus of Discrimination starring everyone’s favorite diva, Tif-ler!

TurtleCOM 10 – Return of the Shredder (1 of 2)

DAlex genies it up and Tim Smith tells everyone how famous he is while virgin guests John Corrigan and Breon Bliss bring them down to earth with the “facts.”  What better way to start off the second season, than with 10 minutes on Pokémon and the proper way to make a hard-boiled egg!

TurtleCOM 9 – Shredder and Splintered (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie are back from the holidays and waving goodbye to the First Five with comedian Eric Barnes and TaliaEllis.com. Taking a cue from Krang and his new body, we spend the majority of the show changing pronouns into verbs to describe the action. Why would we do such a thing? Because crystals.