TurtleCOM XXX - The Dirty 30!

TurtleCOM turns 30!!! …and DAlex & TFTS are gettin’ dirty by digging up all the banned clips from the cutting room floor.  Of course it wouldn’t be TurtleCOM if they didn’t talk about the 1987 cartoon, so Dom Burgess and Abbey Cobbe return to help finish off ‘New York’s Shiniest’ as well as season 1. Machine clones, seatbelt safety, and Michelangelo’s Mommy issues all get explored amidst two extended clip sequences from TurtleCOMs past. It’s a turtle fireworks worthy celebration, full of offensive quips and quotes that will make you say, “They were quite clever and playful.”

TurtleCOM 29 – New York’s Shiniest (1 of 2)

DAlex and the famous Tim attack Comments & Corrections today with ninja-like fury! The Queen of Bees, Saskia Delp-Kullock has returned to the hive along with Miles Allen after his epic Edinburgh adventure performing his “One-Man Breaking Bad” show. Super-strong thugs break into April’s apartment, but fortunately the new “perfect man-bot” in her life, REX-1, is a far more effective security system than the Turtles. Also, Halloween costumes, cat calling, and apparently Irma is Jewish, nothing but hot-button issues for our panel this week.

TurtleCOM 28 – Splinter No More (2 of 2)

TurtleCOM TURNS 1!!! Coincidentally, DAlex busts out the ol’ Sand-filled, Mariachi Egg while TFTS makes the world’s longest TMNT DVD box opening. Colleen Evanson returns with quips and cracks a plenty to help sire in Lady Becky Sanders to the fold. Nobody sings Happy Birthday this time, but there’s loads of songs and pop cultural references flung about. Splinter seemed like he’d never return from the human surface world last time, but Mother Brain from Dimension STOP has Master Yoshi chiming in, “Au contraire, kemo sabe!”

TurtleCOM 27 – Splinter No More (1 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith is turning 30 years old just to commemorate the anniversary of the Turtles! Holly Mckee and Brian McClure (“Space Command”) join in the festivities with a risqué rendition of the Happy Birthday song and DAlex “the beach slapped” Miller is unimpressed with the details of his childhood stuffed animal Figment. Splinter’s morose as a Checkhov play, but Donnie has a cure for his rat blues. Everyone seems to be revealing a new layer to their personality, Bebop & Rocksteady even try out track suits! Now, comes the fun part, it’s TURTLECOM!

TurtleCOM 26 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (2 of 2)

DAlex and TFTS promise to get strait to the turtles this episode, but there’s just one problem… JED WILLIAAAAAMS!!! He’s returned with accounts of John Heder and the Dynamite pic that brought them all back together. The Punk Frogs finally come to their senses about Shredder, but not before snatching some big bags with dollar signs on them and unleashing Captain Hoffman on the City of New York. Allusions to slavery are revealed, while Shredder’s sexual preferences only get more muddled. This episode misses the mark so much, it’s a sin!

TurtleCOM Interview 1 – Kevin Eastman

It’s their first interview ever so TFTS and DAlex figured why not just peak at the beginning with co-creator of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles himself, Kevin Eastman. Listen in for tails of turtles, pop cultural influences in the creative process throughout, and find out what age the turtles were actually intended to embody! Secrets revealed, cartoons geeked over, this interview is SO TurtleCOM they even recorded it on DAlex’s communicator.

TurtleCOM 25 – Invasion of the Punk Frogs (1 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith sets the course for adventure in the coming weeks with DAlex the baby-faced Viking talking the TMNT Movie in greater detail. Collin Turner of the improv realm returns to regale us with turtle politics in the bog of Florida as well as a few delightful characters. Set your phasers to Holographic Clothes cuz Shredder’s brainwashed himself an antithetical punk frog troupe to take out the Turtles in this week’s episode!