TurtleCOM 10 – Return of the Shredder (1 of 2)

DAlex genies it up and Tim Smith tells everyone how famous he is while virgin guests John Corrigan and Breon Bliss bring them down to earth with the “facts.”  What better way to start off the second season, than with 10 minutes on Pokémon and the proper way to make a hard-boiled egg!

TurtleCOM 9 – Shredder and Splintered (2 of 2)

TFTS and DAlex the friendly genie are back from the holidays and waving goodbye to the First Five with comedian Eric Barnes and TaliaEllis.com. Taking a cue from Krang and his new body, we spend the majority of the show changing pronouns into verbs to describe the action. Why would we do such a thing? Because crystals.

TurtleCOM 8 – Shredder and Splintered (1 of 2)

DAlex and Tim are joined by their friends Jed Williams and Calico “Rain Man” Cooper for New Year’s Eve. Enjoy listening as they all raise a glass to 2013 and drink “blazing electric death” to finish out the year giggling like 5 year-olds at what April O’Neil is willing to do for a story.

TurtleCOM 7 – Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (2 of 2)

The Famous Tim Smith stretches comments & corrections for 15 minutes of turtle facts, while DAlex Miller creeps out listeners with tails of his childhood cartoon crushes. Nab another slice of pizza Listener, its one 45-minute NERDgasm!

TurtleCOM 6 - Hot Rodding Teenagers from Dimension X (1 of 2)

DAlex Miller and TFTS digress for half the show as the beauty of this classic TMNT episode is almost too intimidating to critique. Rock Soldiers, Dimension X, and space-aged hipsters reflect what has become of the real world in 2013.

TurtleCOM 5 – A Thing About Rats (2 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith and DAlex the friendly genie wrap up the third episode of the “First Five.” Corrections and commentary launch us into discussing the 3-dimensional character of Michelangelo and TFTS tirades on television politics surrounding the 2K3 series.

TurtleCOM 4 - A Thing About Rats (1 of 2)

The delightful Talia Ellis joins the famous Tim Smith as DAlex Miller over-analyzes his pillow from home. The fine art of home appliances and April’s ignorance to modern feminism makes for an interesting definition to the phrase “Girl Up.”