TurtleCOM 14 – It Came from Beneath the Sewers (1 of 2)

DAlex the friendly genie imagines finding his friendly muse while TFTS gets a great idea for a new cartoon cat. Colleen Evanson returns with a new 9:30 job and Dr. Ben Tully PhD escapes the Smuggler’s Den to teach us all about science till he gives himself a chub. Kids from the 80’s are dicks and Mikey’s got a messiah complex, but we’re all more tickled by a primitive broccoli fart that keeps circling the recording booth.

TurtleCOM 13 – The Incredible Shrinking Turtles (2 of 2)

The famous Tim Smith clears up the shark controversy and DAlex the friendly genie takes over Nate Ballard’s notes as our guests Breon Bliss and Collin Turner join us in the studio with loads of Star Wars references. Lots of tough questions get asked and little bits of Splinter-wisdom get sussed out like, “How DO shrink rays work?” and, “It’s hard to hold together when your Jell-o salad.”